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Half of the fish down here are genetically altered and have little electronic cameras and listening devices installed by the CIA. They're watching everything we do They're listening to everything we say. Hold it - there's one now...
(Whistling....looking around innocently....glancing out of corner of eye to see if the coast is clear....)
Whew - that was close.
OK now - the rest of the fish aren't really fish. They're really alien beings from Zeta-Retiguli. When nobody is looking, they attach and take over their human victim's body. They're slowly taking over the planet.
The aliens, along with the CIA send out mind control waves to keep everyone in line. The only thing that can save you is wearing a foil beanie to protect your brain from receiving these waves.
We're being watched. I gotta go.
Be safe friend.
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