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Isbu Zarqawi
He's pretty impressive with that machine gun.
Doesn't know enough to pull back the slide to clear a jam.
Swings it around - pointing it right at the head of one of his buddies.
His buddies pick it up by the barrel - right after shooting it.
Wears those special Nike Combat Tennis shoes.
Yep - The sight of him would just make our Marines quake in their boots alright.
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