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It was the Mothership!
The CIA and the Space Aliens are denying it, but those of us in-the-know recognized this sighting immediately.
They were trying to swoop down and control more of our people. However, once again, we foiled their plans.
So I say, BRING IT ON - YOU SKANKY ZETA-RETIGULARIANS! I got my Reynolds Wrap heavy duty on and I'm ready for you!
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I'm not paranoid. It's just that everyone is out to get me.
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