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So I'm covering electronics today at about 9:30pm. One of my cashiers walks out of the layaway bathroom right next to electronics and says, "hey, there's some kids (3) stealing in the rest room." So I scramble in and find noboy, however we did find a Nervana DVD case and some cold medicine pill boxes in the trash.
I decide to leave electronics and hunt the fukers down. We find them in the health and beauty area, prying open a box of hair color. When they see me, the guy stealing the hair color comes up and asks me, "does this hair color work?". How should I know, what moron asks that? And why did they go back to that department after just being there earlier? Another theif says, "you should dye your hair". Very casual, never met you, but apparently I'm you're friend now?
So I walk off and walkie management. Two respond very quickly and we find them in toys. The third theif has an open bag of candy in his hand. Fortunately for him, we find that he doesn't have cash to pay for it. Eventually a state trooper coes and takes them into personell. They admit to stealing the stuff, but I don't think management was able to find anything on them. I overheard the trooper talking to one of the kid's parents about juvinile (sp?) hall and court. Can you say morons?