Plot foiled

[Haul Asp]

An Illinois man plotted to set off hand grenades at a Chicago-area shopping mall in a holiday season terror campaignm but was thwarted by federal investigators. Shareef was arrested Wednesday afternoon, moments after trading a set of stereo speakers for four non-functioning grenades provided to him by an undercover agent.



Sentence, death by shopping mall. He must endure the cologne spritz, massage chase, wailing children, and rude salespeople until he drops dead.

[chrish]

He needs to be monitored so that he doesn't pass out before the returns come back on 12/26.