Haul's 14 rules of shopping

[Haul Asp]

1. When I am parking, walk quickly and try to stay out of my way.
2. Don't follow me back to my car hoping you will get a good parking space. I'm really heading for cars in the front rows to screw with your head.
3. DO NOT block the aisle. Keep children and carts to the side of the aisles. If you park your shit in the center of the aisle, I will push through or move your cart for you. And you don't want that.
4. If your child is crying, whining or screaming, remove him/her from the store immediately. NO EXCEPTIONS!
5. Do not squirt me with cologne or anything else. Period. For that matter, do not attempt to approach me in any way. I bite.
7. If you plan to write a check, fill out the check BEFORE you get to the register. You have plenty of time dumbass.
8. If you park in the handicap zone, I better see you walking with a pronounced limp.
9. Do not stop and chit chat with the cashier. Keep the line moving.
10. Sick people must stay home. I don't want your hacking ass coughing all over the merchandise that I might be handling.
11. Do not cut in line for any reason. You are no more important than I am. I bite.
12. Double-wide strollers for multiple kids are not allowed.
13. No pony machine rides or any other games for your kids if it means that you block the entrance and/or exits.
14. No price checks. EVER.

That about sums it up, and have a Merry Christmas.

[chrish]

My one Rule.

If I can't buy it online, you ain't getting it as a gift from me.

[liz]

Haul I love you. Lol.

In a "that was awesome and well put way..."

[Haul Asp]

It's a gift.

[battlebot]

7. If you plan to write a check, fill out the check BEFORE you get to the register. You have plenty of time dumbass
14. No price checks. EVER.[/quote]

Absolutely HATE checks. People need to think..ok so I'm standing in line doing nothing with about 12 people behind me...hmm. Where are your bank cards people? Cash is bad enough, especially 20's, don't be ignorant and use checks. I make it clear to people that I'm p!ssed off when people use checks.

Price checks I don't do. It's not my problem that Wal-Mart associates can't do their job or customers are oblivious to the actual price vs. the price next to it for a completely different things.

[Haul Asp]

The cashless society. It's coming and Bot is ushering it in.

[battlebot]

If people had one universal government-issued card, that would be great. No credit nonsense. If you can't afford it, you don't get it. It would stop world hunger, bring the troops home from Iraq and end debt. But it's a bad idea for the economy, just a little downfall..

[liz]

If I happen to go help on registers and especially around this time, if I see someone starting to write out a check I let them know they don't need to because it prints it out on the check and we give them back, so that usually gives the hint that hey the ten people behind you would like this to go a little faster. But I really don't mind people writing checks at all because I've been there and really two minutes it usually takes people to write checks is not that big of a deal when you consider each line around this time has at least ten people in it to begin with. So when you go out shopping you know what you are getting yourself into, so bitching is a waste of energy. But that's just my opinion.

[chrish]

Originally Posted by battlebot

If people had one universal government-issued card, that would be great. No credit nonsense. If you can't afford it, you don't get it. It would stop world hunger, bring the troops home from Iraq and end debt. But it's a bad idea for the economy, just a little downfall..

Da, comrade Botsky.