Guilty with an explanation

[battlebot]

I plead guilty with an explaination to that speeding ticket yesterday (74 in a 55). Two years worth of unsupervised probation, and a 3 hour driving program. The driving program is going to cover, "what can happen in an accident". I tried to explain to the judge that I really don't give a sh*t if so and so died or is paralyzed from an accident. The next thing you know you won't be flying on airplanes (which are safer than cars) or you'll be duck taping your windows shut because you're super cautious. That's where I suggested community service, she said no

$25.50 court fee
$30.00 sherriff fee
$80.00 program fee
$80.00 fine (possibly, dunno if it was dropped)

[Haul Asp]

Hahaha. I got a lawyer and received 6 months probation.

BTW Bot, it's duct tape.

[chrish]

Duck tape is only used for fixing quacks.

[battlebot]

There are a lot of quacks in the US

I noticed some people had lawyers, however they poorly represented them and weren't sure about some things. If I want a guy supporting me, he better know everything about me before I step into the court room....