UFOs?

[Haul Asp]

Federal officials say it was probably just some weird weather phenomenon, but a group of United Airline employees swear they saw a mysterious, saucer-shaped craft hovering over O'Hare Airport last fall.


Foil hat candidates.

[battlebot]

I don't think that they have any reason to lie about it really. But perhaps they were mistaken? Helicopter?

[chrish]

It was the Mothership!

The CIA and the Space Aliens are denying it, but those of us in-the-know recognized this sighting immediately.

They were trying to swoop down and control more of our people. However, once again, we foiled their plans.

So I say, BRING IT ON - YOU SKANKY ZETA-RETIGULARIANS! I got my Reynolds Wrap heavy duty on and I'm ready for you!

[Haul Asp]

We foiled their plans? Ar ar ar...