It's Bush's fault

[chrish]

The government should have protected me the other day. It didn't.

There I was, in my local grocery store, victimized by sinister merchandizing techniques. I saw the 2lb bag of Roasted, Salted Pistachios - I lit up and ran over to the display, swooped up a bag and ran off to the checkout counter.

Each night after work, I've been reduced to nothing more than a common drug addict. I can't get the little bastards open fast enough to shove in my mouth. More. MORE I SAY. MORE!!!

They've ruined my life I tell you. The corporation that owns the grocery store. The corporation that steals babies from their mother's arms to put them to work in the pistachio fields. The government who enables all this to happen. And George W Bush whose cronies sit back and make billions off us poor addicts.

Shame on you America.

Shame on you Bush.

[Haul Asp]

That's because you still work and pay taxes.

[chrish]

another vicious cycle