The fat porker is now saying that the Brits were in Iranian waters. Let's give her a one-way to Tehran, where she can live like a good muslim woman should.
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I had a life once, but my job ate it.
Given her years of qualifications in navigation via satellite and all the time she's spent navigating the seven seas - she's a real authority on the subject.
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I'm not paranoid. It's just that everyone is out to get me.