I may try this :D

[chrish]

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it. The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated," by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account.

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my
weekend!"

[Haul Asp]

Hmmm. Not bad.

[liz]

Haha that's funny. But yeah, realisticly (spelling sucks) a 40K$ ring is waaaaaaaaaay too much. Hell even a $300 one is too much.

[battlebot]

finally a girl who has sense! :O

[Haul Asp]

Cheap date!

[liz]

Lol. Told you guys I was awesome. Okay. I'm not that full of myself. But it worked for the moment. Happy Easter everyone!!!

[chrish]

Yeah yeah yeah... that's what they all say until they see that rock on their finger.

Happy Easter to you too Pinky!

[liz]

I don't even wear jewlery hun. And thank you!

[Haul Asp]

Until you are engaged or married that is.

[liz]

Yeah, then I'll be wearing a 25 cent ring from one of those machine thingies.