Face plant

[Haul Asp]

Police responded to the Empire State Building shortly before 3 p.m. after a 911 caller reported seeing a severed leg, covered in a gray sock, on the street below. The rest of the body was recovered from a setback on the 30th floor.


Hello, 911? Yes, there's a leg that just dropped out of the sky. It's got a gray sock and a rather nice looking Floersheim leather loafer.

[battlebot]

people are stupid

[chrish]

Annother successful gravity test.

Yep - it still works!

[Haul Asp]

Sir Isaac Newton would be proud.