What is a woman doing on this board?

[Allah-bin-bubbla]

To the female liz:

Cover yourself immediately and speak only when spoken to.

[liz]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. No.

[Haul Asp]

I like her style.

[chrish]

I don't think she'd be popular in the mideast


(not that she cares)

[Allah-bin-bubbla]

Infidel female of the weaker sex. Allah has decreed that you shall be obedient to men. Femals have no rights - they're just owned by men as property.

Now get back in the kitchen and make falafel for me!

[Haul Asp]

Or he'll execute you in a soccer field at dawn.

[chrish]

In the words of Bobba-Bin-Dylan:

...They'll stone you when you're not wearing a burkha

Well I would not feel so all alone,

Everybody must get stoned

[liz]

Well, last time I checked I was in the US. And I don't cook for no one. So, again. Ahahahahahahahaha. No.

[chrish]

I think Liz has a secret crush on bin-bubbla

That big, hairy beard. Those strong hair arms. That overpowering goat-like breath. Those wild and crazy eyes.

Yep - she thinks he's hot!

[Haul Asp]

I disagree. If she likes the way the snake looks, she can't like the way that goat humper looks (or smells). Give her a little credit.