Getting to know you

[Allah-bin-bubbla]

Just so you know that I have other interests in my life besides hating jews and cursing the great satan, here is a picture of one of my wives Heffer-bun-bubbla and our 4th son together Goboom-bin-bubbla.

Heffer was very happy to give birth to a son. She had given birth to 5 girls. I beat her each time for doing so. I mean what's a daughter worth? I had to haggle with the man at the bazaar for an hour just to get 3 goats for all 5 of my daughters. I do have to admit - I miss their daily beatings. I've decided to have another wife so that I may beat her instead.

Little Goboom was on his way to be fitted for his first bomb vest. We're so proud. Ahhh... they blow up so quickly.

So you see infidel pigs - I am a very nice family guy.

Now I must go and beat my 2nd wife for allowing our neighbor to see her forearm this morning.

[Haul Asp]

Bin-Bub, you sound like a great family man. I invite you to come to the states and enjoy some local sports. One is called land surfing. You and all your friends are guaranteed to have a great time, really getting into your surroundings. Sincerely, Haul.

[Allah-bin-bubbla]

I shall come to the home of the great satan soon and surf all the land once we have cleanzed the infidels of it.

But now, I have to pray - after all Islam IS the religion of peace.

Death to you all!