Let's all take a moment

[Haul Asp]

Prince Abdul-Majid bin Abdul-Aziz, the governor of the Islam's holy city of Mecca, died Saturday after a long illness.


One of your mentors, Bin-Bubbla? Didn't exactly go out in a blaze of glory. I guess we all can't be holy bomb blasting martyrs now can we?

[Allah-bin-bubbla]

Dear Decadent Western Civilization Great Satan Zionist Pig,

Aziz is with his 72 virgins now. Don't you wish you were with 72 virgins? He was a great man. He was mayor of the city that has that big rock we all bow and pray to 5 times a day. Don't be dissing Abdul or I shall fatwa you into submission.

Now go have a beautiful and peaceful day in the greatest islamic tradition and death to you and your society!

[Haul Asp]

Yes, I believe that he is being attended by 73 virgins. Virgins who blow flames out their ass and carry pitch forks. Have a happy eternity.

[Allah-bin-bubbla]

Those Virgins are servicing him now as I type.

You would understand this if you worshiped the same rock as we do.

[chrish]

Originally Posted by Haul Asp

Yes, I believe that he is being attended by 73 virgins.

Is that kind of like a baker's dozen? MOOhamMAD pitches in to get one more for you once you hit 72?

[battlebot]

Oh how sad. I wonder who's going to dictate it?