iTit

[Haul Asp]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in breast implants. The "iTit" will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[battlebot]

That works

[chrish]

The most requested song from iTit? =

Why don't we get drunk and screw.

[liz]

First off I'd never get breast implants and second, that's so freakin' stupid. Unless they come out with a dick one, then I'll stop complaining.