Aw Hell! If I would-a known that...

[chrish]

...All we have to do is convert to Islam to make the MOOslimes happy? Why didn't you just say that in the beginning.

Ok everyone - line up. Drop your crucifixes and rosaries in this pile. Pick up your prayer mat and Queeran over there.

Move along...move along...

OH - and stop using deodorant!

[Haul Asp]

Your pajamas can be picked up over there and don't forget to grow facial hair. That includes you women (which is why they need to cover their faces in public).

[chrish]

I got the beard covered already.

I'm especially pleased that I can now feel good about coloring the grey patches though!

[battlebot]

amish don't use deoderant

[Haul Asp]

How did we go from muslim to Amish?

[chrish]

It's a new religion. MOOmish.

They've been known to take a horse and buggy and drive it into a building in an attempt to destroy it.