Truck is too damn big

[chrish]

Or I'm too damn old.

I need to hire some messicans to wash and wax that thing.

Make that TALL messicans. I need a step stool just to reach the top/center of the hood.

It will be worse once I lift it a couple of inches. I'll have to put a stick up a messicans ass and lift him up to the hood so he can wash and wax.

cera encendido, cera saque

[Haul Asp]

That's one thing about big vehicles. You do have to keep them clean, and that in itself can be a pain in the ass.

[liz]

I still need a job...

[battlebot]

automatic car wash ftw...

I still need a job...

Too bad you don't live on the east coast. If you know someone you can get a good paying government job with benefits

[chrish]

Originally Posted by liz

I still need a job...

Chrish Enterprises - New Position Open: Truck Babe.
Must be willing to spend long hours washing and polishing large truck. Experience maintaining leather bucket seats, keeping moonroof clean and chrome shining. We are proud to not be an EOE and won't hire foreigners, weirdos or freaks (go work for the DMV).

[Haul Asp]

She'll need to make more than she did at Walmart. That shouldn't be too hard.

[liz]

Just give me 10 bucks an hour and we have a deal. =) Oo and as long as you don't have creepy neighbors that stare....

[battlebot]

It's Cali.. so unless you've got a huge bulge in your pants while washing that truck I don't think the guys next door will stare

[Haul Asp]

No, I'm the one with the weird neighbors.

[chrish]

Originally Posted by liz

Just give me 10 bucks an hour and we have a deal. =) Oo and as long as you don't have creepy neighbors that stare....

How about if I stare?