What's wrong with a f'ing U turn???`

[chrish]

Why do you feel it's OK to try and cut me off by pulling left over a solid white line just because you find yourself in the unfortunate position of missing your turn?

Is there some sort of dishonor with going up to the next street, making a U Turn and then coming back?

Do you think that putting your arm out the window and waving as you hear my mighty diesel accelerate and horn scream is somehow going to make it OK for you to occupy the same physical space as I am in the damn lane?

I can't see your car when you're that close, so go ahead and put your arm up - it gives me something to aim for. ASSHOLE!

[Haul Asp]

I hate bungholes like that. They do it all the time here. Cut over 3 or 4 lanes of traffic to make the exit, when it's just as simple to go down 1/2 a mile, exit and turn around. That's right, kill everyone because you are a freakin moron who can't read a road sign. Houston is very easy to drive in. Easy to turn around and very few one-way streets. But people here never cease to amaze me at how stupid they are.

[battlebot]

you need a bull bar aka 'cow plow' on the front of that truck