Did anyone get a government refund economic stimulus check?

[Haul Asp]

I keep hearing about them, but I never received anything!

[liz]

It's based on the last two digits of your SSN. My parents already got their's and a lot of my friends did too. I didn't get one because I was claimed by my parents, and they didn't get the $300 for me because I'm over 18.

[chrish]

I checked the IRS website.

I make too much so I'm supposed to get a small fraction of what their giving to all the illegal aliens and loosers, but haven't seen it. Small enough that if I ever do receive a check, I may just wipe my ass with it and mail it back.

The only thing they're stimulating is my cornhole as they keep ramming it with more wasteful spending.

Fuck Congress.

[Haul Asp]

It's chump change. Don't even bother.

[chrish]

In the mail today I got a notice saying I get a little bit.

So basically, they spent a shitload of money to tell everyone they're getting a check. Assholes. Of course they coudln't possible have put that letter in with the check saving a whole shitload of money. No, let's spend spend spend.

Then, I'm getting well under half of the $600. I'm sure the illegals next door are getting $1200, plus all the other benefits we give non citizens and loosers so I can keep paying more and more so these people can keep sucking off the government tit.

Honestly, the $600 didn't mean much to me, but this is an insult. I think I will wipe my ass with it and send it back

[Haul Asp]

It seems that if you're not married with children, or some a pathetic loser on a govt program, you get rooked. Screw this crap!

[battlebot]

Chump change? The $300 I got was 2/3 of a slavecheck.

[Haul Asp]

If it doesn't have at least 3 zeroes behind it, it's chump change.

[chrish]

Mine has three zeros behind it. The only problem is there's a decimal point in front of the zeros.