Liz, where were you today?

[chrish]

I had to wash and Zaino my truck all by myself.

I told you I'm too old for this!

You were supposed to be here in shorts and a bikini top so I could sit in the shade, sip ice tea and stare.

Sigh

[Haul Asp]

I think she's still mad because you want to sell your snake.

[chrish]

Or maybe 'cause of that sudden episode of reverse peristalsis when I saw that pink thing

[liz]

I'll make you a deal. You don't get rid of the Snake. Let me wash and wax both, can I drink while doing so? Hot out in Cali, would be nice to have a beer or two. And then I'll pretend like I never liked the pink thing?? =)

[Haul Asp]

Sounds like a plan.

[battlebot]

Cali and Texas water is dangerous. You'll get the liqui-poops from their beer

[Haul Asp]

I see you've tasted Shiner beer.