Suicide attempt by nail gun

[Haul Asp]

An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.

Next time try a Smith & Wesson.

[chrish]

Or have Ted Kennedy drive you home after a night of bar hopping.

(More lethal. The round could misfire)

[battlebot]

He should have gone shopping with some of his Arab friends in a crowded mall

[chrish]

Or just stand on a street corner in Dearborn MI and shout: "Jews ain't so bad"