What to do in case of a Terror Attack Part 1

[chrish]

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. displaying public service symbols to increase public terrorism readiness, in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns during the 'Cold War'.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few guesses about what they mean:





If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.





If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. But if you are bald, just yell really loud.





If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder until the police arrive.





If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and contemplate the meaning of the universe.