What to do in case of a Terror Attack Part 2

[chrish]

A flashlight will lift the walls right off of you! Keep one handy.





Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this Smooth Criminal, run the f*** away.





Areas affected by natural disasters (like hurricanes) are prime targets for terrorists. Eat some seafood while there's still time.





Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Clue: they tend to rub their hands together manically.