What to do in case of a Terror Attack Part 3

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If a door is closed, karate chop it open.





If your building collapses, cower under a desk and kiss your ass goodbye.





Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.





After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.