What to do in case of a Terror Attack Part 4

[chrish]

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.





If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, a psychological terror attack is under way. Curl up in a ball or run like hell--whichever works for you.





If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.





If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.