Shania was driving, I swear!

[Haul Asp]

Matt Brownlee, 33, with a long record as a drunk driver, was acquitted of criminal DUI charges in Ottawa, Ontario, after psychiatrists concluded that his latest accident was the result of a sincere belief that singer Shania Twain was helping him drive the car. A 1996 brain injury might have given him a disorder in which he believes that celebrities communicate with him telepathically.



Another beanie candidate.

[chrish]

I have a sincere belief that Playboy centerfolds want my body.

[Haul Asp]

Let Shania drive.

[chrish]

Drive me home baby

Nobody upshifts and downshifts like Shania