Pest control

[Haul Asp]

Salt Lake City fashion designer Jared Gold recently began offering jeweled brooches featuring brightly colored Swarovski crystals affixed to a live, 3-inch-long Madagascar hissing cockroach that a woman can allow to roam a short distance around her dress or jacket via a silver chain affixed to the roach's back. The brooch sells for $80 at Gold's Web site.


Who the fuck would want a hissing roach for a pin?

[chrish]

That's almost as bad as carrying around a little designer dog in a purse.

[Haul Asp]

I'm sure all of the ladies will run right out and get one. I'll carry around some Raid for just such an occasion.

[chrish]

There's an idea for some BLING.

A gold chain with a gold can of raid.

Yo check it out - it kills da bugs - dead yo.