Isbu Zarqawi

[chrish]

He's pretty impressive with that machine gun.

Doesn't know enough to pull back the slide to clear a jam.

Swings it around - pointing it right at the head of one of his buddies.

His buddies pick it up by the barrel - right after shooting it.

Wears those special Nike Combat Tennis shoes.

Yep - The sight of him would just make our Marines quake in their boots alright.

[Haul Asp]

Maybe he'll do us all a favor and blow his own head off.