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Old 05-05-2006, 01:29 PM
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A real estate tycoon who owns a nature preserve tried to show off for visitors by jumping on an alligator's back for a ride, but the reptile bit his hand and dragged him into 15 feet of water.

The 8-foot alligator let go of Ronald Bergeron after witnesses pulled its tail. Bergeron, 62, suffered a shattered pinky, a broken ring finger and puncture wounds in his palm.


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Old 05-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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How does one make it to 62 being that stupid?
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How does one make it to 62 being that stupid?
How does one become a tycoon, being that stupid?
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:24 PM
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The Peter principle.
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How does one maintain a "Peter" with reptiles snapping at him?
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"The Virginia Nurses Association the first in the country to come out in favor of medical marijuana, has reconfirmed its support for therapeutic cannabis and called for immediate legislation to legalize its medicinal use. Representing some 80,000 Virginia nurses, the association declared last week that it "will continue" to seek the regularization of medical marijuana as a therapeutic substance."
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:57 PM
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one would think it would get bitten off.
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