Go home!

[Haul Asp]

LONG BEACH - Residents of a FEMA trailer park in Long Beach said the sign was simple enough: "Drugs For Sale Here." There was even a little arrow underneath, pointing in the direction of the FEMA trailer in which you could supposedly buy the drugs.

Police Chief Harley Schinker said as of Wednesday, there had been 245 calls to the trailer park since Jan. 1. The site contains only slightly more than 100 trailers and mobile homes, which means more than 26 percent of the energy expended by the police is going to about 4 percent of the total population.

Long Beach is not alone in its FEMA trailer park woes. There was a shooting recently in a FEMA trailer park in Biloxi, and several Florida cities still report horror stories from FEMA trailer parks set up two years ago, which they just cannot seem to get rid of.

Anyone who occupies a FEMA trailer or mobile home signs an agreement that has a clause allowing FEMA to remove them not only if they commit a crime in the trailer, but also for violations as minor as noise complaints, Brezany said.


Oh yeah, like FEMA is going to have someone removed. Removed to where?

[beachguy_inthongs]

They'll have to set up Trailer camps. One for noisy people, the other can be a shooting range.

[chrish]

Where's the shooting range.

I'd like to get some practice. (and fix the problem all at the same time)

[beachguy_inthongs]

I don't know, chrish. I have to pay rent.