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06-13-2006, 11:36 PM
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A young woman with oozing sores on her elbows and knees went to see a doctor. "You've got to help me," she said. "These sores won't heal. I can't wear any long sleeves or slacks, and they look awful." The doctor consulted his medical books and finally said, "I can only come up with one question to help diagnose your problem. What position do you use for sex?" "We use the doggie position," she replied. "Well, right there you have it," said the doctor. "You're rubbing all the skin off your elbows and knees! You've got to change your position until these running sores heal." "But I can't," she said. "It's the only one the dog knows."
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06-14-2006, 10:41 AM
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Oh, man! Reminds me of a neighbor, that I had for a few years.
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"The Virginia Nurses Association the first in the country to come out in favor of medical marijuana, has reconfirmed its support for therapeutic cannabis and called for immediate legislation to legalize its medicinal use. Representing some 80,000 Virginia nurses, the association declared last week that it "will continue" to seek the regularization of medical marijuana as a therapeutic substance."
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06-14-2006, 03:43 PM
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If you won't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them! Freedom is NOT free!
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06-14-2006, 03:47 PM
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Ahhh, she was a bear and her dog was a German Shepherd.
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"The Virginia Nurses Association the first in the country to come out in favor of medical marijuana, has reconfirmed its support for therapeutic cannabis and called for immediate legislation to legalize its medicinal use. Representing some 80,000 Virginia nurses, the association declared last week that it "will continue" to seek the regularization of medical marijuana as a therapeutic substance."
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06-14-2006, 05:02 PM
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Sterling - do I have to smack you with my spatula? 
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06-14-2006, 05:40 PM
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Watch out, he has chains and a steamroller, also.
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"The Virginia Nurses Association the first in the country to come out in favor of medical marijuana, has reconfirmed its support for therapeutic cannabis and called for immediate legislation to legalize its medicinal use. Representing some 80,000 Virginia nurses, the association declared last week that it "will continue" to seek the regularization of medical marijuana as a therapeutic substance."
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06-14-2006, 07:19 PM
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If you won't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them! Freedom is NOT free!
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