Save my house

[Haul Asp]

MILWAUKEE — More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order.

Diamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts — at $15 or $20 (autographed) each — to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee. The foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court.



How about getting a real job to pay for your mortgage like the rest of us poor slobs.

[chrish]

How insensitive of you. Don't you know it's Bush's fault?

[Haul Asp]

Oh yeah, that's right. It's a plot.