Elevator conspiracy

[Haul Asp]

A 7-year-old South Carolina boy playing in a senior citizen apartment building has been killed when he fell down an elevator shaft and was crushed by the elevator car, authorities said.


I'm telling you, it's a conspiracy!

[chrish]

The aliens took control of the elevators a while back. That's why I only ride on the ones that are shielded with foil. It's always a good idea to check with the building manager before riding any elevator.