Lightbulb

[Haul Asp]

Pakistan - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort.

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.



He lit up with delight.

[chrish]

I can't count all the times when I've woken up with a lighbulb up my ass and had to go have a doctor remove it.

I try to keep myself on a diet low in tungsten and silica, but every so often I splurge. The next morning, there's a 100 watter!

[Haul Asp]

Maybe he was making liquor and had too many samples.