No more Danish pastries

[Haul Asp]

TEHRAN, Iran - Iranians love Danish pastries, but now when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they have to ask for "Roses of the Prophet Muhammad."

Bakeries across the capital were covering up their ads for danish pastries Thursday after the confectioners union ordered the name change in retaliation for cartoons of Islam's revered Prophet first published in a Danish newspaper.



This is totally beyond absurd.

[chrish]

I think we should rename feces to MOOhamMAD. Think of how it will change the way we talk:

I just took a huge MOOhamMAD, don't go in there for a while.

That's the biggest line of MOOhamMAD I've ever heard!

What a total piece of MOOhamMAD.

No MOOhamMAD?

MOOhamMAD happens!

I'm not going to take your MOOhamMAD any longer.

That looks like total MOOhamMAD!

...

[Haul Asp]

Then there's...

You've got to be MOOhamMADing me.

She's built like a brick MOOhamMAD house.

You're on my MOOhamMAD list.

The MOOhamMAD's gonna hit the fan!

Cut the MOOhamMAD!

He was totally MOOhamMADfaced.

[chrish]

And let's not forget:

Holy MOOhamMAD!

[Haul Asp]

That's holy sheepMOOhamMAD!

[chrish]

It's good to be talking MOOhamMAD with you again after all this time.

[Sterling]

Hey guys, I just steped in MOOhamMad while walking through the grass in front of my office today. I wish people would be responsible and clean up the MOOhamMad there dogs leave behind.

[Haul Asp]

I guess we'll need MOOhamMad scoopers.

[chrish]

This is some killer MOOhamMAD