The media was really licking their chops..

[Haul Asp]

..about Ernesto. I don't think that it's back up to hurricane status, and has now changed course to most likely hit the eastern side of Florida and the Carolinas. The media is now depressed and dejected, since the carnage will be reduced.

[chrish]

They handle wars and disasters as if they were sporting events.

A "low scoring game" doesn't bring in ratings.

Pricks.