Sawing a woman in two

[Haul Asp]

A street parking attendant was charged with sawing a woman in two over a parking space dispute, police said Wednesday. Only the bottom part of the corpse has been found. Today police are going in force to the city waste dump, which will be combed to try to find the upper part.


I think we know what he's been doing with the lowert half.

[chrish]

Your Honor. My client is innocent. He was just practicing his magic act.

[battlebot]

Dumb woman. It's a parking spot. Quit being fat and lazy and park in the back where there aren't any shopping carts etc to dent your car.