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Alright.. I was getting on 264 from Military Highway. As I was merging over from lane to lane going left I watched the truck in front of me merging too. He didn't notice a van was coming up in the lane fast. Anyhow the truck bumped into the side of the van and they both went opposite directions. I was having a NASCAR moment and thought I was going to be shooting the center. Well, as I was performing this stunt both morons decided they wanted to hit each other again and began closing in, again, into the same lane. I put my brakes on and was trapped between these people who decided they where going to stop in the middle of the highway. As I sat, a sitting duck, a van came skidding up behind me and almost stuck me, then a car almost stuck him. So where we all are in the middle of the highway stuck because his moron decided he didn't want to pull his vehicle over. All the while I am looking in my rear view mirror at all the cars speed up behind me contemplating getting out of the car and jumping the jersey wall. Finally I got the signal from mission control with the all clear to get the hell out of this situation. I almost got hit about 50 times because of these morons. Anyhow, that is the jist of the story. For the past week, everyday has been a big event on the highway for me going to and from work. I decided I was going to buy a lottery ticket, so I will tell ya'll how that works out for me.
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